Top 10 More Fun Ways Rick James Could Have Died.

10) Hari Kiri
9) Run over by a double decker British bus
8) Riding an Acme Rocket into the side of a cliff
7) Two words: Falling Anvil
6) In a caged death match against Luther Vandross
5) Drowning in a vat of “Soul Glo”
4) In a Super Freakin’ explosion!
3) Trampled by the Solid Gold Dancers
2) In a stunt accident filming the sequel to The Last Dragon



And the number one more fun way Rick James Could Have Died
1) Getting MC Hammered.

Top 10 Reasons for Tom Ridge to go to Orange

10) He thinks Yellow’s not slimming enough
9) Someone took his stapler again
8) He keeps getting prank calls from someone who asks if there’s enough Johns in the Whitehouse
7) The grocery store ran out of Creamsickles again.
6) The Dingo ate his baby
5) Someone put a thumbtack on his chair
4) He lost his red Sharpie.
3) The Florida Agricultural Lobby said so.
2) Because Green makes him look pasty.

And the number one reason Tom Ridge to go to Orange
1) The chicks, man. The chicks.