Top 10 Things Overheard while Waiting in Line to Have Bill Clinton Sign his New Book
10) “Damn! They’re out of latte already!”
9) “…So I said, ‘screw you, I’m takin’ billy bob and goin’ to my momma’s house and if you follow me I’m gonna cut you!’ and the next thing I know, I’ve got half a dozen Arkansas State Troopers on my doorstep talkin’ about ‘threatening the Governor…’”
8) “Wait a minute! You’re a child support lawyer too? Man, I wonder how many of us are hanging around here?”
7) “Anyone order four pizzas?”
6) “…Yes, I designed the purses myself!”
5) “Bill?! Bill?! Dude! I thought this was the line for George!”
4) “That’s Jennifer with a G…Christ Bill! You think you’d remember!”
3) “Is that Kenneth Starr…? Oh never mind! That’s just Max ‘Willie Tanner’ Wright from TV’s Alf!”
2) “I’d still like to blow his saxophone…”
And the Number one Thing Overheard while Waiting in Line to Have Bill Clinton Sign his New Book:
1) “I’m just here for the donuts.”
9) “…So I said, ‘screw you, I’m takin’ billy bob and goin’ to my momma’s house and if you follow me I’m gonna cut you!’ and the next thing I know, I’ve got half a dozen Arkansas State Troopers on my doorstep talkin’ about ‘threatening the Governor…’”
8) “Wait a minute! You’re a child support lawyer too? Man, I wonder how many of us are hanging around here?”
7) “Anyone order four pizzas?”
6) “…Yes, I designed the purses myself!”
5) “Bill?! Bill?! Dude! I thought this was the line for George!”
4) “That’s Jennifer with a G…Christ Bill! You think you’d remember!”
3) “Is that Kenneth Starr…? Oh never mind! That’s just Max ‘Willie Tanner’ Wright from TV’s Alf!”
2) “I’d still like to blow his saxophone…”
And the Number one Thing Overheard while Waiting in Line to Have Bill Clinton Sign his New Book:
1) “I’m just here for the donuts.”
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