Top 10 Signs the Amendment you Sponsored isn’t Going to Pass
10) When you cast your vote in senate chambers, everyone’s staring.
9) Joe Lieberman keeps snickering whenever you walk past.
8) Ross Perot keeps leaving you messages saying, “See?! SEE?!?!”
7) When you deliver your sponsor speech, Ted Kennedy moons you from the balcony.
6) Even Greenpeace lobbyists keep snubbing you when you walk by.
5) Your Secretary wears a paper bag over her head.
4) Security keeps towing your car out of the “senators only” parking space and then pretends they didn’t know you were a senator.
3) All the freshmen Reps keep grabbing you and giving you swirlies.
2) The Senate tourguide keeps referring to your office as “The Morgue”
And the Number One Sign the Amendment you Sponsored isn’t Going to Pass:
Your name is Wayne Allard.
9) Joe Lieberman keeps snickering whenever you walk past.
8) Ross Perot keeps leaving you messages saying, “See?! SEE?!?!”
7) When you deliver your sponsor speech, Ted Kennedy moons you from the balcony.
6) Even Greenpeace lobbyists keep snubbing you when you walk by.
5) Your Secretary wears a paper bag over her head.
4) Security keeps towing your car out of the “senators only” parking space and then pretends they didn’t know you were a senator.
3) All the freshmen Reps keep grabbing you and giving you swirlies.
2) The Senate tourguide keeps referring to your office as “The Morgue”
And the Number One Sign the Amendment you Sponsored isn’t Going to Pass:
Your name is Wayne Allard.
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