Top 10 Ideas for Michael Moore’s Next “Documentary”

10) Fahrenheit 2-1 the Breast that Destroyed Football
9) The Kevin Bacon Conspiracies: Six Degrees of Hate
8) America on Atkins: Bread, the Devil Among Us
7) Dodgeball: A Nation in Peril. Of Red Rubber Balls.
6) Milk: The Silent, White Killer
5) Squiggy Revealed: David L. Lander’s Collusion with the Sandinistas.



4) Earthquakes: The Republican Attack on California
3) Bowling for Columbus—How the American Indian Tricked America into Buying his Blanket
2) Washington: The Devil President

And the Number one Idea for Michael Moore’s Next “Documentary”
Mr. Rogers & Me—The Real Fred Rogers in all his Communist Glory