Top 10 Signs Your Father is an Al Qaeda Terrorist
10) The towels are always missing from your bathroom
9) There are fifteen different women living in your house named "Mom"
8) Your dad's idea of fun involves a bunch of horses and a goat corpse
7) Your brothers keep "spontaneously combusting"
6) Your middle name is Bin.
5) "Pork" is slang for sex and nothing more to you
4) When you go shopping for cars, the first thing your father asks is, "how many gas tanks will this hold?
3) Virgins are really important to him
2) He's just "going to the store," but handed you the latest revision of his last will and testament.
...And the Number one sign your father is an Al Qaeda Terrorist:
He keeps asking you to wear "This Vest of Many 'Road Flares'"
9) There are fifteen different women living in your house named "Mom"
8) Your dad's idea of fun involves a bunch of horses and a goat corpse
7) Your brothers keep "spontaneously combusting"
6) Your middle name is Bin.
5) "Pork" is slang for sex and nothing more to you
4) When you go shopping for cars, the first thing your father asks is, "how many gas tanks will this hold?
3) Virgins are really important to him
2) He's just "going to the store," but handed you the latest revision of his last will and testament.
...And the Number one sign your father is an Al Qaeda Terrorist:
He keeps asking you to wear "This Vest of Many 'Road Flares'"
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